The Best Lessons In Life Are Expensive And Detrimental To Your Health
When I have kids I’m going to make them smoke a cigarette before they get their dessert. That way, when they turn into teenagers they’ll want to rebel and quit smoking.
When I have kids I’m going to make them smoke a cigarette before they get their dessert. That way, when they turn into teenagers they’ll want to rebel and quit smoking.
I’m only speaking to my children in a British or New Zealand accent, so that they learn to speak with it. I will also switch the word “shoe” with the f-bomb, so that they wear ****s on their feet and they’ll rebel by shouting shoe at me.
The only thing I’m doing to my grandchildren is calling the toys I let them play with “marijuana” and “dope” (etc.), just to freak out their parents (my child and their significant other) when they ask “What did you do at Opa’s house?”
I want two kids.
So I can race them.
First to death wins.
That progression would make for a totally typical softer world comic.