That’s Quite The Team For $65,000
The government should put in a volunteer tax program where people can give money to get special rights. Say if you give an extra $5,000 you will be allowed to a have sword-wielding monkey around with you in public. Or for $10,000 you could be allowed to ride a horse anywhere you want, even indoors. If you give $50,000 you would be allowed to have someone who gave $0 as a slave for that year.

Oh i get it…. HA!
Eli, your blog is terrible. Keep up the good work