My Grandma called me today because she received a phone call from an unknown number and they hung up right when she answered. She wanted me to call the number and check to see why they called her. I told her that it was probably nothing and that it happens all the time, but she insisted. So I called the number and it turned out to just be the local newspaper company with some automated message thing. I called my Grandma back and said: “Grandma! You were right to be suspicious! The person who called you said that they’ve just stalking your grandson and that they’re going to kill him! Wait a minute! That’s me… Hey? Who are you? What are you doing in my.. BANG! OH GOD! OH GOD! I’VE BEEN SHOT!! THERE’S BLOOD EVERY.. BANG! BANG!” And then I hung up.