Oh Thank God!
Mr. Viking: Doctor, I got really drunk last night and I think I got bit by a zombie. Can you run some tests and euthanize me if they come out positive?
Doctor: Sure.
<<Doctor does tests>>
Doctor: The tests came out negative! You only got infected with AIDS.
Doctor: The bad news, however, is they’re zombie AIDS.
Mr. Viking: Well… I suppose that’s not too-
Doctor: And you’re pregnant.