Nice Car! Do You Want To Be My Friend? Can You Drive Me To Work?
I don’t really understand the commercials that advertise cars that help you make friends so that you can drive them around. I would be more likely to buy a car that is super comfortable for the driver, but not really anyone else, so that I never get stuck driving.

Of course, then you have to sit in an uncomfortable passengers seat, while your friend lounges in his super-comfortable drivers position.
But screw him anyways.