Ask Your Doctor If Viking Blog Is Right For You
Medical substance advertisers should list their side-effects in a more positive fashion. Instead of saying “sleepiness” they could say “may cause Koala-like behavior” and instead of mood-swings they could say “may cause your significant other to buy you gifts”. They could even throw in a few that probably won’t happen like “may cause a slight case of ESP.”

Only in the world of Viking Blog is Koala-like Behaviour a bonus.
“Slight risk of fatality” = “No more having to pay your bills”
“Nausea and/or stomach discomfort” = easy weight loss
Softening of stool = more chances to test new absorbent toilet paper with aloe