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A (Sorta) New Energy Efficient Method Of Transportation

With all this talk about reducing our reliance on oil, and creating new forms of energy for our vehicles, I think a major option has been overlooked: horses.

As far as I know, horses require ZERO oil in order to transport humans from point A to point B. They just need oats and the grass that is sitting at the side of your driveway waiting to go to the garbage dump. Oh, and don’t worry about drinking and driving! Horses are really good at avoiding head on collisions. They can even be trained to stop at crosswalks if there’s a little child waiting on one side.

One issue with horses is that they can only fit one person. Easy solution: get another horse and strap on a chariot. You could put a big T.V. in there and look like royalty (or a pimp).

Another issue is that horses aren’t great in the winter. This is a valid concern. I think we should be focusing our scientists on creating a horse/muskox hybrid instead of new forms of energy.

The fact that we don’t ride horses anymore is just one of the many examples of how the oil industry controls us. Join me in the revolution: buy a horse.

71 Responses to “A (Sorta) New Energy Efficient Method Of Transportation”

Ablex, on October 13th, 2007 at 11:28 am Said:

So your saying I have a valid reason to tell my parents that I want a pony?
Tom, on October 14th, 2007 at 9:00 pm Said:

Wooly mammoth hybrid? I dream one day when man may be pulled in an epic twenty foot chariot sped by wooly mammoths.
Nic, on October 14th, 2007 at 10:03 pm Said:

I hate horses. All horses smell bad and they should die. Fuck ‘em.
Mysterio, on October 17th, 2007 at 12:24 pm Said:

Oh Nic… I hope that isn’t your plan on how to kill the horses…
wackodraco, on October 17th, 2007 at 8:23 pm Said:

I’m for it!
I think the horse/muskox hybrids will replace these modern hybrids. Screw hydrogen fuel cells, go for ultra-dense winterized.
Capn Steve, on October 18th, 2007 at 3:59 am Said:

I’m with Tom on the Woolly Mammoths, I think such chariots could replace busses and subway trains, Unless giant badgers are developed for subways…
Holden, on October 27th, 2007 at 11:32 am Said:

Don’t like a Gift Ford in the hood, Eil.
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