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3. Both At The Same Time

My only two goals in life are:
1. To win a Nobel Peace Prize
2. To fart loud enough to wake someone who is sleeping in another room

Mysterio, on November 14th, 2007 at 4:35 pm Said:

I kind of love and hate it when I’m sitting in my chair chuckling….but congratz….I did.
Jen, on November 16th, 2007 at 12:53 am Said:

2. dont you think that might hurt your rectum?
Patrick, on November 17th, 2007 at 3:24 am Said:

This one friend of mine supposedly farted and it tore a hole in someones shirt…I wasn’t there or friends with them at the time, but it happened
Mysterio, on November 17th, 2007 at 6:58 am Said:

Well yeah, farts DO tear holes in things - I wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t tore a hole in the spacetime continuum - but how do you practise for very audible flatulences?
Dave, on April 18th, 2008 at 4:51 am Said:

I’m pretty sure you can get 1. with 2.