Ceiling Cat Akidently Eated Rat Poson
I often wonder how many LOLcats are actually dead and their owners have just put them in funny positions.
It Was Super Hard To Get Out Of Bed
I sometimes send close friends and family emails that are delayed by one year. If I die within the year then “Hey what’s up? I feel like I’ve been asleep for weeks! Anything new?” is going to freak them out.