They’re Usually In The Bathroom
Whenever I go to an art gallery I like to ask if they have any original Anne Geddes’.
Also I Cut My Brake Lights
I got a bumper sticker that reads: “If you’re close enough to read this then you’re probably using the fuel-saving technique called ‘Drafting’. I understand this and I am not upset.”
I Panicked. I Thought He Was A Ghost
Wheelchairs on the road at night are creepy.
Shiny Though
Hand made bicycles made of tinfoil are absolutely useless.