My First-Born’s Middle Name Will Be Nazi-Hunter
I can’t wait to have kids so that I can live all my incredibly epic dreams through them.
I Always Have Some Wood On Me In Case Of Emergencies
When I go to get a blood test I always make sure to bring a piece of wood to bite down on and I tell the doctor/nurse that I’m really brave and that I don’t want to be put under.
I Tenderly Pull Your Hair Back And Check Your Vitals
Every time I’ve tried to get a little kinky during a cybersex session it’s ended in disaster.
Cause I’m So Cute!
I wouldn’t say that I’m addicted to heroin, it’s more like heroin is addicted to me.