I Hope The Government Is Wiretapping My Phone
Nothing gets me turned on more than when a girl is speaking in tongues.
I’m Not Singing. I’m Just Telling My Girlfriend Mickey That She’s Fine
I don’t like dating short girls because I don’t want it to look like I’m singing along with the radio when I’m driving.
HEY! You’re Getting Some On The Floor!
I don’t think I’d mind being waterboarded with chocolate milk.