Roughly two nights a week at about midnight I like to walk down my street reving my chainsaw. Just to keep my neighbours on their toes.

Here’s how you meet good looking girls: go to your city’s airport dressed up as a pilot and go up to a cute girl who’s waiting for her luggage. Tell her that you have her luggage and you’ll trade it to her for her phone number. If she calls your bluff and asks you to […]