10 Each Guys! Please Like Me!
To get everyone at my new job to like me, I executed the perfect plan. I came in really early one morning and released 1,000 mosquitoes then I left. I came back after everyone else had arrived and said “Look at all those mosquitoes! Good thing I brought THESE!” as I released 50 dragonflies and 50 bats.
After releasing the 5 Okapi’s, I knew things had gone too far.
An Okapi could never kill an Alligator once it went underwater!
Sounds like something Dwight Schrute would do.